Gwen gave Merlin a flower? Burn her at the pyre.
Lancelot slept in Merlin’s bed? Banned from Camelot.
Gwaine likes to touch Merlin a little too much? Banned from Camelot.
Merlin likes Morgana? “This has to stop.”
Merlin has a girlfriend? Kill her.
Arthur, your Bradley is showing.
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“You have a very good servant.”
“You’re right, I do. A servant who is extremely brave, incredibly loyal to be honest. Not at all cowardly.”
- The Disir [S05E05] in which Arthur always ends up taking Merlin’s advice and they share a look anyway.
“If it was you, Merlin, I wouldn’t bother.” (a.k.a Arthur Pendragon is a big fat liar)